Airplanes Part ii - B.O.B ft Hayley ft Eminem

   I was really surprised when I heard this song, because probably the best white rapper alive got to feat in this song!

   And trust me, his rap lines never disappointed me

Alright let's pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen
Let's pretend things would have been no different
Pretend he procrastinated had no motivation
Pretend he just made excuses that were so paper thin they could blow away with the wind
Marshall, you're never gonna make it makes no sense to play the game there ain't no way that you'll win
Pretend he just stayed outside all day and played with his friends
Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend
And it wasn't time to move and schools weren't changing again
He wasn't socially awkward and just strange as a kid
He had a father and his mother wasn't crazy as shit
And he never dreamed he could rip stadiums and just lazy as shit
Fuck a talent show in a gymnasium, bitch, you won't amount to shit quit daydreaming kid
You need to get your cranium checked you thinking like an alien it just ain't realistic
Now pretend they ain't just make him angry with this shit and there was no one he could even aim when he's pissed it
And his alarm went off to wake him off but he didn't make it to the Rap Olympics
Slept through his plane and he missed it
He's gon' have a hard time explaining to Hailey and Lainie these food stamps and this WIC shit
Cause he never risked shit he hoped and he wished it but it didn't fall in his lap so he ain't even here
He pretends that

4-5-2012 :')

Guess this is lame huh? :(

Love Nowadays

   I am not a big fan of the Twilight saga nor I'm the fan of Robert Pattinson a.k.a 'shining faggot' as 9gag.com called him. But a song in its soundtrack which turned out to be a heart-hitter to me that made me wrote this post.


   A Thousand Years by Christina Perry really got me swaying in my bus rides. I was aware I synced this song in my Walkman with my playlist in my PC. And I didn't regret it. J

To me this song is a love song (DUHHHHH!!!!) which talks about love (BOOOO!!!!). But it's the way it is conveyed in its lyrics that is unique. Because I believe it isn't just about puppy love or 'cinta monyet' as the Malaysian community calls it.


   Surprisingly it is quite a norm nowadays for it being extensively practiced among youths in the 21^st century where not having a 'kapel' is considered kolot, 'budak surau', nerdy, or the worst case scenario is being accused of being single because having fetishes or deep interests in people of the same gender, well simply said, being gay or lesbians. Don't be surprised but homosexuality is ALSO becoming common these days (what has the world become these days -___-' ).

OMG theyre in deep shit!lol

But then theyre in DEEPER shit

    Proof? Well I got close to (not that close) to the nurses in PLKN and they gossiped about the survey forms the 'para pelatih' did. And what she said that according to the survey, there are quite number who were interested in the same sex (WAIT WHAATT!!??), and when rounded up, the majority comes from Chinese males. LOL that got me gobsmacked and got me so close of doing a really godlike-awesome-incredible-facepalm

     Back to the story, the song is about some semi-premarital-puppy-deep-love (well you get the idea) and marriage, and that is just the theme of it. The deeper explanations are in the next paragraphs.
The chorus goes like this

I have died everyday

waiting for you

Darlin' don't be afraid

I have loved you for a

Thousand years

    Basically the lines above are the part where they were still lovers where they're deeply in lovely for each other by the lines that she loved him for a thousand years. I mean, try compiling a thousand years of love and put it in the timeframe of say..likee..7 years? That is
A LOT of love.

I'll love you for a

Thousand more

   And that is the part where she stresses that she'll continue to love him in the same level after marriage as she did when they were still lovers. But then there is also another side to it, cuz marriage lasts forever, and in the Islamic point of view, the husband will carry his beloved wife to heaven and she'll be the head of maidens her husband will have. (I'm not an ustaz but I've heard my share of hadiths which credit goes to Ustaz Zul and Big Cuz Zul and Islamic articles I stumbled upon..lol nama diorg sama)

(Verse 1)Heart beats fast

Colors and promises

How to be brave

How can

I love when I'm afraid

To fall

But watching you stand alone

All of my doubt

Suddenly goes away somehow

   The 1^st verse is from her point of view, well this song is depicting a western marriage so yeah, its from her POV while she's walking down the aisle towards her soon-to-be-hubby. Where she still have all her doubts (WOMENNN..sheesshhhh) but when she sees him standing tall and handsome, she feels as if they're alone in their world because she knows he's the one.

Time stands still

beauty in all she is

I will be brave

I will not let anything

Take away

What's standing in front of me

Every breath,

Every hour has come to this

One step closer

   This is the 2^nd verse which is from the guy's POV which is what is playing in his head as she approaches him from the aisle and as she stands is front of him. The line bring the meaning that he is stunned by her beauty and the warm butterflies-in-tummy-sensation got him stuck in time. And in his heart he promised to protect her, their relationship from anything that might jeopardize it. He took a breath of readiness as he thought again all his devotion to this relationship had gotten him this far and another step closer from making her his forever.


   And I think that is just it. Well looks like this song kinda breaks the tradition of Western culture songs that often rant about lots of booze, getting drunk, parties, sex, and all the bad shiz that has been a cancer to humanity. Thanks Hollywood for allowing a 'cleaner' song go through their filter. But then, I think there are also other messages in this song that I may haven't tapped yet. If anyone has their own ideas on this song, please do share. J



   To make it clear, I do believe in a marriages that comes from a relationship that is fostered years before the marriage but still, occurrences of these kind of marriages are VERY slim and the extra percentages that do get past the 'salaman Tok Kadi' mosly stick for less than 5 years before everything goes crumbling. Thus leaving an extra of..sayyy..6 percent? Of the population that had a history like this and kept their relationship without REALLY BIG QUARRELS or playing wood three (LOOLLL it is having affairs).
  
  Hey I did take my chances though everything is against it (so disheartening). Maybe thats why I chose to be in the state that I'm in now, comfortable and flexible.But still all hope is not lost kan? I mean there is still the top tagline of all time!

Kalau Ada Jodoh Tak Ke Mana

=_='

So yeah,that's the end of my rant. ADIOS! assalamualaikum

 



 

it haS many meaningS

   Okay it has been set, I am adding this to my wishlist. Why so childlike?WHY SO CHILDLIKE!? No i just like the blue contrasting the red emblem.

    

    Okay that is not just it, truth is, I'm attracted to the S in the middle. It brings many meanings :-

Superman

Simplicity

Saddened

Spectacular

Somber

Secrets

Sushi

Seaweed

Semualahhhh.hee(laammee -_-')

     But above it all, it can also mean 'Syuk'. Okay sorry hambar.LOL

Just not in the mood,killing time is hard when ure not at home. T.T

By Chem + Phy Teacher At Tuition

Once upon a time

(in an Indian Accent)
"So just a 'selingan' while you do your work, I want to share something with you guys, in this world, no matter how smart you are, once you think you're smart, ure the most stupidest person on the planet."

Dont Rape The Word!

Assalamualaikum,
So this post is too shed a light on a common yet unnnoticed mistake that we make when we're speaking English. I know my English is NOT that good but hey, I'm just sharing. So to any future haters..

Kiss my ass!

One of the favorite snacks that we People-Who-Want-To-Look-All-Civilised-And-Modernish like to eat is if i'm not mistaken is this stuff.

Yeah,Waffles..

WAIITT! Before I get to my point..try saying the word waffle..

Say..

Waffle!

One more time

Waffle!

Yeah thanks for noticing what i did meme.. So now lets take a few moments to think..

HOW DID YOU PRONOUNCE THE WORD WAFFLE?

(bold,centered and colored red just so ignorant people would pay attention)

Okay firstly, i got no beef against waffles, they're cool! They're all delicious and yummy and all. And I'm also not against the people who likes to eat waffles. But what I'm kind of keen of correcting is the way you say the word.

Ali    : weyh, jowm kitew gie mamam wayfel,lapar arhh..

Abu : Jowm arhhh...kitew mkn wayfel!

(sengaja guna bahasa rempit because rempits are the minority part of this nation that always seem to make this mistake and mess everything that is cool.. e.g Supra, Facebook and Skinny Jeans)

Wayfel

Wayfel

Wayfel

Wayfel

WTF IS A WAYFEL!?

Its pronounced as wafel for Gods sake.

Still don't know how to say it?

to Muslims, remember the letter 'wa'?

pronounce a 'wa' baris atas (wa) and connect it to -fel  = wa-fel

Still don't get it yet?

Go to a school and ask an English teacher

Or learn it the TADIKA wayy! WITH MUSIC AND VIDEO!

watch this! :)

Hope you've enjoyed learning

And I hope I've enlightened your mind

(but most probably you don't give a shiz :-))

Meatball or Patty

   We were having dinner the other night, and Adik was there too(menggedik nak balik dari asrama sbb nk gaming). And Mama told Adik about the Burger Bakar I got Mama and Asha the other day..
                               To anyone yang taktau lagi what Burger Bakar is..
                                                     Here is a link to get you out from the ignorance :)
                                          Burger Bakar Kaw Kaw
  Oh and Burger Bakar just opened a new stall at Puchong Utama(please be jealous Nrl Hsna) LOL
  OH! now i can get somemore of those giants!
  OHH!! Now I can go lepak there oweys n oweysss!
  OOOHHHH shizz..I..Don't..Have..A..Car to go there..

   But ANYWAY! Suddenly after that she told me she got 800grams of cow in the freezer(seriously its minced meat

This is it but its 800g

   So she told me to "kau buat lah daging burger out of it,then masak"

   And I went all Me Gusta(I can't cook taht welll..T.T)

But then I got know tht she act wanted a chef in the family tp tkde yang minat. In my heart I told myself. A soon-to-be-lecturer-in-Biotechnology can also be a good chef! and a Suami Mithali!HHMPH!

                                                               dramatic drumroll!!

   So on the evening of the 23rd March, I microwaved the minced meat to defrost it.

grated 3 garlic cloves

diced an onion

loads of Paprika,Pepper,Steak powder and salt

2 teaspoons of olive oil

an egg

(actually I studied 4 recipes and kind of mixed them all together and main tabur je)

microwaved!

All the ingredients

Sooo squishy and colldd...not to mention greasyyy

time masuk oven nice,huge and plump

after 10 minutes start shrinking, jadi bulat macam pau..hahaha

after half an hourr....

  Okay I was flabbergasted when I realized it became meatballs. But still Mama, Ayah and Asha said it was delicious.

...............................

  Or did they say that just to protect my feelings??hurmmmmm...suspiciousssss

   Okay who cares, I learnt from my mistakes!

NEXT TIME!

More thinner and wider

More salt

More paprika

MORE olive oil

MOOOREEE! PEPPERR!

  Mama told me to make it oblong shaped..hee..okay Mama, thanks for the support. <3 you! :')